Whenever I take a shower I like to clean out my septum and clear out my sinuses. I used to just snot rocket (close one side of nose, blow fiercely), but then I would get boogers on the walls and I wouldn’t see them until they would dry. So, I changed my method. I simply cup my hands around my nose and mouth and blow something fierce. Not only do I get any boogers out, but I occasionally find an o-ring that has fallen into the back of my nose (I’ve once lost jewelry in my upper nose or while I’m sleeping. I usually swallow them though).
I usually do this in the beginning of the shower as then I can start to clean myself. I figure I’m in the shower so it won’t really matter as I have to clean myself anyways.
Does anyone else do this? Or at least something similar?
On the inside…. I’m 12. and I’m sick of growing old. sick of pubic hair. sick of penises and vaginas. sick of the feelings I get when I look at the girls. I just want to crawl under my sheets with my phones and sleep the day away. I am tired of the drudgery of day to day life.
I have only but one goal in my life. I want everyone to laugh and be baffled as I try to kill myself in funny ways. for what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
and until then. I’ll cry myself to sleep every night with the music blasting beyond comprehension. and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.